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NOBODY MOVE! I Just Lost My Damn Mind

NOBODY MOVE! I Just Lost My Damn Mind

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SO DAFFY DUCK AND ELMER FUDD BREAK INTO A DISTILLERY. DAFFY TURNS TO ELMER AND SAYS,

SO DAFFY DUCK AND ELMER FUDD BREAK INTO A DISTILLERY. DAFFY TURNS TO ELMER AND SAYS, "IS THIS WHISKEY?" ELMER SAYS, "YEAH, BUT NOT AS WHISKEY AS WOBBING A BANK."

avatar Mark Manson

I just found out what the purpose of toes are. To find furniture in the dark, and scream at the tops of my lungs! DON'T LIKE ME? Like I care! Seriously! If pooping is a call of nature. Does that mean farting is a missed call? When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the lights. Arguing with a woman i

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WARNING! Bitching at me to do things won't make me do them any faster, if anything I'll take longer just to piss you off. james DWB

WARNING! Bitching at me to do things won't make me do them any faster, if anything I'll take longer just to piss you off. james DWB

avatar Gaie Houston

I'm not making progress with my 'Bucket' list. Change the 'B' to an 'F' and you'll feel better about it.

avatar Sophia Rich
TELL ME TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT USING THE WORD 'LEAVE.' I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS.

TELL ME TO LEAVE YOUR HOUSE WITHOUT USING THE WORD 'LEAVE.' I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR THIS.

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